On the campaign trail and discussing his statement that the U.S. will be out of Iraq by 2013, John McCain really said
"It's not a timetable; it's victory. It's victory, which I have always predicted. I didn't know when we were going to win World War II; I just knew we were going to win," McCain said.
(So far, all real...here comes the snark...wait for it...)
Luckily, we have found John McCain's diaries from the early part of his life.
August 29, 1936: My friends, I have been born. Here in the damp air of Panama, I punched my way out of Mother just a few short minutes ago. I sense trouble brewing all across Europe and Asia, however. Nothing America can't handle, though. Must go - boobs spotted at ten o'clock!
