Hey, you lucky country, you! Just as the Iraq War revealed so much sad truth about President Bush, Hillary Clinton's campaign has revealed just how fortunate we all are that she won't be President.
After eight years of George W. Bush's tragic attempt to avenge his Father's failure in Iraq, the last thing America needs is another Grudge Presidency that's trying to rewrite history. Scientists have proven that the Hillary '08 campaign was run with the same level of crazy that you'd get if you gave Amy Winehouse nine hits of acid, tied her to a chair and made her watch Natural Born Killers on an endless loop while throwing slices of uncooked Oscar Meyer bologna on her at random intervels.. Even four years of Hillary Clinton could create a butterfly effect that leads to an obliterated Middle East, thirty-eight dollar a gallon gas and a federal ban on blow-jobs.