President George W. Bush and Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain were legally married in a small ceremony at the apartment of 'a close friend' in West Hollywood, California late Tuesday night. The wedding came on the heels of California becoming the second U.S. state to legalize same sex unions. The ceremony was presided over by California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who wore his camouflage military outfit from the film "Predator" in order to 'not appear too fruity', Schwarzenegger aide Julia Rodriguez stated.
A reportedly 'devastated' Senator Joe Lieberman could not be reached for comment.
